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Captain Morgan Runs Worst Campaign In Advertising Or Political History
August 26, 2008
The Captain wuz here. Or at least that's what Denver residents will be saying come Friday morning when the DNC packs up and rolls out of town, along with its "preferred wine and spirits company," Diageo. In possibly the lamest marketing move since deciding to name their flagship rum brand after a comical pirate, Diageo decided to have said pirate run a faux presidential campaign at both the Democratic National Convention and the Republican National Convention.
I'm Captain Morgan, and I approve this massage [dude]!
- Captain MorganIf you're not happy with either Obama or McCain, perhaps you should consider voting for the Captain. He's running on a platform of "5 day weekends." His environmental stance is a little waffle-y: when it comes to global warming, he just want to "ensure the party stays hot, hot, hot." Oh witty copy, how the frat boys love thee. If you like sugar and sh*t swill, this is the rum for you.
Written by Geoff Howser in Top Stories.
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