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Geico Cavemen Just Won't Go Extinct
August 14, 2008
After years of success as the Geico spokes-Neanderthals, and a half season as very unsuccessful ABC sitcom-ers (watch an outtake below), the Geico Cavemen are back on prime-time through a new deal with ESPN. Everybody's least favorite Middle Paleolithicans will be gracing the 24-hour sports network "as fantasy-football salesmen, as well as stars of a series of vignettes promoting the network's flagship "SportsCenter" program."
Seriously, you've got to be kidding me. After you've been on TV for a decade and try to make the switch to a family sitcom and your show crashes and burns worse than a polyester Zeppelin, you should be relegated to the Hollywood has-beens retirement home never to be seen or heard from again. Nobody wants to see your overly developed brow ridge ever again. I'm so mad I could spit.
Written by Hesh Goldstein in Top Stories.
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