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McDonald's Finds Own "Jared," Fires Hamburglar
June 17, 2008
"I think the weightloss was a combo betweeen the diet and all the red spray paint I started huffing."
It's almost to good to be true for the morbidly obese: eat McDonald's three times a day for six-months and lose 86 pounds? Apparently that's what happened to Chris Coleson, a formerly 281-pound guy from Virginia. Although he did eat only the stuff that's on the McDonald's menu because angry fat people were threatening to sue. You know, stuff like salads and wraps and ketchup packets.
"I didn't only lose weight, I'm also six inches shorter."
Well, this is just great. The last thing we need is another Jared Fogle running around with a fat face and a pair of pants big enough to hide Keith Richards' coke habit inside. Fortunately for me, it sounds like McDonald's is going to hold off on giving Chris Coleson a seat next to Ronald in the nearest Ronald McDonald House.
Written by Tanya Jenkins in Top Stories.
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