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'Viral Marketing' Works Out for Philly Car-Flip Victim
November 10, 2008
Don't worry dude. It's cool. Your new ride is on the way!
Advice to readers everywhere: if you're town's ball club is poised to win the World Series of Baseball, feel absolutely free to park your car exactly where you're absolutely certain absolute mayhem is going to ensue shortly after your town's ball club wins the World Series of Baseball. The odds of your car getting completely fu*ked are about the same as you being completely fu*ked financially when your car gets flipped, but whatever, you've got it completely covered.
2) Make a free blogspot blog detailing your plight and ask for donations.
3) Make enough money to purchase new, sh*tty used car + whatever cash you can score from old, shi*tty used car.
4) Success! You're a viral marketing genius. Not only did you just get a new used car for free, you also got to park really close to the place you were hanging out the night your town's ball club won the World Series of Baseball and you didn't even have to pay that PPA parking ticket. Kudos!
Written by Geoff Howser in Top Stories.
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