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Zimmerman
April 30, 2008
I like Florida. I have a home there. The grandkids visit and we go to Disney World. These Zimmerman Advertising guys out of Boca Raton, never heard of 'em, and I've been in this business a long time. My Internet Explorer says they started in 1984 in a strip mall. Says they used to do mostly car-dealer ads. Says they just won work from some big players like Nissan, Six Flags, Pep Boys, PayPal, and Friendly's. I can respect that, but I have trouble respecting this Jordan Zimmerman guy. Mr. Florida nineteen seventy something, huh? Probably drinks a lot of that fresh juice they got down there if you know what I mean.
Jordan Zimmerman leans in real close and tells us he'll give us a great deal on a '98 Corolla.
I just have a little bit of trouble trusting this face. I hire Zimmerman, am I gonna get the fake tan, or the real tan? You know what I mean. And what, is his left leg half as long as his right, or did the photographer lose his balance? This guy should stick to used car ads.
Written by Hesh Goldstein in Agency Spotlight.
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